Hi. Amanda's the name and baseball's the game. Not that I play baseball. I'm just a really big Yankees fan. Derek Jeter and Mark Teixeira are my favorite players, but I love the rest of them just as much. Don't worry, I don't do rivalries. I actually like Bj Upton, Justin Verlander, Torii Hunter and Dustin Pedroia. I'm also a fan of the NY Giants and the Pittsburg Steelers. I'm an Aries. I love comedy and satire, which would also explain my love for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. I prefer Slytherin, but I got sorted into Ravenclaw and I love The Voice and the Avengers. I also love slash pairings (which is something I'll post on a frequent basis). Some of my favorite OTP's are Blake/Adam, Jon/Stephen, Steve/Tony, Watson/Holmes, Dean/Sam, Cartman/Kyle and loads of others too long to name. Anyway, thanks for tagging along and enjoy the ride!
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER WHY CAN’T I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE YOU TWO
(via uncledurden)
DRUGGED SURGEON - Surgeon Simulator 2013 - (Attempt 5) (by AzuriteYT)
(via werejustbrothers)
| me in public: | |
|---|---|
| me in the halls: | |
| me in a crowd: | |
| me when I meet someone new: | |
| me at parties: | |
| me in class: | |
| me when someone tries to make small talk: | |
| me at family gatherings: | |
| me home alone: | CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS |
| me home alone: | *dances about wildly* |
| me home alone: | *shout-sings broadway tunes* |
| me home alone: | BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS |
| me home alone: | *makes derp faces in mirror* |
| me home alone: | I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME |
| me home alone: | *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels* |
| me home alone: | PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE |
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via huwhitecake)
Secret Asylum: I KNOW, AMANDA.
I KNOW, AMANDA.
*blinks* About what, doctor? Oh, right, about my plans for a surprise party. Of course you found out. Oh well, better luck next time. *grins*
…
*my hand goes to my open mouth as I look at the ring and then you. I start to tear up a bit and breathe out* Yes…..yes, I’ll marry you…..*I get on my knees and hugs you tightly*
I KNOW, AMANDA.
*blinks* About what, doctor? Oh, right, about my plans for a surprise party. Of course you found out. Oh well, better luck next time. *grins*
You’re in love with me and u love it when I’m crowding your space. You like my…
*I stand frozen in shock and horror, but eventually start to back away slowly* I……I don’t know who told you all of that…..but they unfortunately misinformed you…..
*corners you in a dark alley* do you wanna go to a midnight premiere with me
(via sexy-little-pookie)
I KNOW, AMANDA.
*blinks* About what, doctor? Oh, right, about my plans for a surprise party. Of course you found out. Oh well, better luck next time. *grins*
